Curse

Pyrrhus · Feb 17, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54

70. when you take armour and weapons into a desert and no food or water
71. when you say "afk" during class
72. when you start shouting at random people in a shopping mall for "going the wrong way for the bonus"
73. when you think that that mystical box infront of you must be some strange weapon used by the Charr
74. when you ask someone if they'll meet you in district 5 because the other districts are full and lagging
75. when you assume that people in the street without their level and professions displayed above their head are already in a group for the mission
76. when you ask someone what skills they have

xxSilhouette · Feb 17, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08

77. When you are doing at group project at school you ask the members of your group what build you should use.
78. You are going to get a tatoo and say "i would like the 8k scar pattern design please"
79. You say Slash-Agree instead of I agree.
80. When sick with the flu you say "I have flu on me!"
81. When very tired, you say "my energy is 2 of 39"

Iori Shozu · Feb 17, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10

80. When you leave the house you announce to your neighbors "running to Wal-mart 2k, half @ target"
81. If you have debated the location of your town to where droks might be with a friend.
82. when watching co-workers you wonder how they are doing that much work without depleting their energy bar.

Illusion · Feb 17, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19

83. when you need to sharpen your pencil while your teachers watchin and you turn to her and say "h/o i need to reskill"

Mysterious · Feb 17, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23

84. when cops are chasing you down and you shout "sprint"

Leader_Of_Da_Elites · Feb 17, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

85:when u yell out /sit when u wanna sit down.
86.when u challenge ur most hated person to a PvP match.
87.when u try and trade "globs of ecto" for some candy at the local gas station.
88.you yell out "I Will Survive" when u spil some lemon juice on your paper cut.
89.whenever u you yell out 'Desperation Blow' you always fall down.
90.your afraid some kid across the street is gonna cast 'animate bone horror/fiend' on the dead animal so u yell out 'Distracting Shot' and throw a stick at him.
91.some classmate is whispering to himself so u yell 'Skull Crack" and start going into a mad ectasy of joy bcuz u think u just dazed the enemy elem.
92.you yell out 'Bulls Charge' to try and and konckdown the kid whos runin away from you cuz your 'IT' while playing tag.
93.you try and cast a nature ritual out of sticks and mud from your backyard.
94.your afraind bcuz u failed the math test and u swore the kid next to you hexed u with 'Price of Failure' before u started.
95.your yell out 'Battle Rage' bcuz the new pencil u bought doesnt have a fortitude mod on it.
96.you yell out a profantiy bcuz u think some1 cast 'Cry of Frustration' on u.
97.your walking slugishly on a cold white winter day because u keep complaining your movement is impaired by the frozen ground.
98.as you see a cute furry mole burrow its way out of the ground u take cover thinking its a devourer.
99.your constantly paranoid wondering when the searing is gona take place.
100.your annoyed because you cant press ctrl and you need to find the nearest merchant.

w00t made it to 100

SincorpDeath · Feb 17, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

101. When you post several non funny ways just to show how ridiculously addicted to guildwars you are.

sh4ft3d · Feb 17, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

102. Devourers pop out of the ground next to you. All the time. Everywhere you go. Regardless of surrounding conditions. ALL the time. Really.

Duke Slytalker · Feb 17, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

103. you yell out "oh Cynn!!" in bed rather than ur GF's name
104. your idea of farming is killing everyihing on the famr to get gold and items
105. when ur losing a fight u blame it on IWAY n00bs and their n00b build that anyone can run
106. you try to get ppl banned from real life for scamming and swearing

Divine Elemental · Feb 17, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57

107. When you yell at your friends , WHY DIDNT YOU PUT PROT SPIRIT ON ME when you charged 7 Foot Ball Players

knives · Feb 17, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28

108. When you get cut off mid sentence and you yell out "OMG Err-7."

LifeInfusion · Feb 17, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29

You shout "Looking For Group" in public and think you can tank because you are a warrior.

neoteo · Feb 17, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02

110 - when you read all posts in threads like this
111 - you want a gw tshirt , giant poster , factions collectors edition.
112 - you dream with guildwars
113 - when you are at work you think : if i could play gw at work time would go much faster
114 - all your free time at work goes to guildwars related sites.
115 - when you turn your messenger on , is just to tell your friends to see some guildwars screen , and tell them to buy the game , after you logoff messenger and go back to guildwars.
116 - lunch time is short , but its already good to go pvp or just chat .
117 - go play halflife 2 death match and realise how it was good to change from FPS to guildwars.
118 - you want that everybody in the world plays guildwars

The_Janitor · Feb 17, 2006, 05:26 AM // 05:26

119- When you make dumb threads like this.

Sorekaz · Feb 17, 2006, 05:51 AM // 05:51

120: When you draw weakening runes on your clothes so you can run your "55 HP" build, then realize you haven't unlocked Protective Spirit yet.
121: When you wake up at 4 in the morning, and wonder if any of your friends are playing guild wars, and log on to see.
122: You get 3 of your best firends together, and start attacking small groups of 4 people, and start shouting "OMG, Put mending on me!" when they call the cops
123: You come up with GVG builds while you are sitting in your Math class (Guilty,

)
124: When you go shopping and see more than 2 sets of clothing for sale from the same store, you wonder if you can actually buy the Elementalist clothes for your Warrior
125: When your best friends are only your friends because they play Guildwars

Senator Tom · Feb 17, 2006, 05:57 AM // 05:57

127: when you start to type and your fingers go on awsd instead of the home row

Daemon Dremora · Feb 17, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21

128: while talking to someone you accidentally refer to them as Dwayna instead of calling them by there real name...

129: while sleeping you dream about you being your favorite GW char. (

i have done this many times.......)

130: while eating pizza you throw your glass of tea against the wall and yell.....I THOUGHT I ASKED FOR A DWARVEN ALE!!!!!...

Ninjutsu Honor Code · Feb 17, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15

131: When you get your ass kicked shout at the guy "OMGZZZ NOOB I HAVE FOW ARMOR"
132: Being surprised when you get your ass kicked again because you cant map out.
133: Get in coma when your internet connect is out for 2 days.
134: Think that tattoed biker has a lot of energy to heal you and invite him to your party.

xxSilhouette · Feb 17, 2006, 01:41 PM // 13:41

135. When you meet someone and they tell you that they are a farmer and own there own farm you ask if they are good drops and say you would like to bring your 55monk by some time.
136. You walk into a clothing shop and proudly ask where there 15k armor is, then add with a smile "ive been farming a lot lately"
137. You don't drink beer, you drink dwarven ale.
138. It's time to run the mile in gym class, you quickly switch over to your running build and say "WTB A MAJOR RUNE OF ABSORBTION"
139. You have a computer class in school, or a computer in your office at work, You always have a guild wars guru window open, along with another that has what you are supposed to be doing.
140. You ask a hott guy or girl if they would like to go questing with you.

Ninjutsu Honor Code · Feb 17, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxSilhouette

135. When you meet someone and they tell you that they are a farmer and own there own farm you ask if they are good drops and say you would like to bring your 55monk by some time.
136. You walk into a clothing shop and proudly ask where there 15k armor is, then add with a smile "ive been farming a lot lately"
137. You don't drink beer, you drink dwarven ale.
138. It's time to run the mile in gym class, you quickly switch over to your running build and say "WTB A MAJOR RUNE OF ABSORBTION"
139. You have a computer class in school, or a computer in your office at work, You always have a guild wars guru window open, along with another that has what you are supposed to be doing.
140. You ask a hott guy or girl if they would like to go questing with you.

I actually do that